Friends with benefits

Jamie: "No emotions, just sex.

"Dylan: "I guess we should just start."

Jamie: "Bedroom!"

Dylan: "What's wrong with the couch?"

Jamie: "The bedroom has better light, and since we're just friends I don't have to be insecure about my body."

Dylan: "Come on, you're beautiful, you have nothing to...."

Jamie: "No no no no no! That sounds emotionally supportive...lock that down!"

Dylan: "Your ass is a little bony."

Jamie: "Much better."

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